- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Dyslexics are teople poo

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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