- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How would you rule?

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

1+1=2

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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