A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Your mom is so fat...

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Okay, after this one then...

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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