What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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