BIG MAC'S

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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