What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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