Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

The GOV and the WHO?

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

a pornstar comes early to a party

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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