A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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