- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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