- Anti Joke

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.