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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Stop procrastinating.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I'm so full I could stop eating.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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