What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Arrow in the Knee!

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's two plus two? Window

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Black people are the scum of the earth

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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