- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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