- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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