- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Robin, get in the batmobile

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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