So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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