Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Japan

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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