- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Your mother is so fat.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Moral

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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