Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Urban ghettos

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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