Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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