- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

A kid has no friends.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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