- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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