What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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destiny

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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