- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

I'm hungry.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

charlie sheen

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Bags of delicious poop.

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