What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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