- Anti Joke

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

KONY 2012