- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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