why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Women's rights...

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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