- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

I hate long jokes -_-

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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