- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.