- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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