Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

White NBA players.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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