- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Rebecca Black

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Women's Rights

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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