Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Nuneaton..

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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