Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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