HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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