What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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