Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Penis.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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