- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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