Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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