What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Joke

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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NASCAR

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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