- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Tim and Eric

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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