- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

You're a frog

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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