- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

CAVE JOHNSON.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What is your bill about? Clinton

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

knock knock There's no door

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