- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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