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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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