- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

White men's rights

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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