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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Justin Bieber.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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