Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is black and looks like a person A black person

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -6

smell the vitamin C

thumb_up thumb_down -6

that wall over there ->

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops