- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

the WNBA

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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