Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Christianity.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Daniel is a fag

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Anti Joke

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