Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

And Stephen Hawking said.

I woke up today

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A gay man watches football.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Take part of what?

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A black student graduated High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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