Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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