Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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