What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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so... how about that airplane food

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whats 2+2? math.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Once upon a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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