- Anti Joke

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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