- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

there once was a black man who played basketball

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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