Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Sam Hengal.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

You know whats funny Aids

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what do gay people eat?? food

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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