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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Turkey Balls

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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