- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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