- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

what is 3+3= 8

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

anti jokes are for fags

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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