- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

guest what i love pancakes

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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