What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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