So one time there was this woman learning...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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