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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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