What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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guest what i love pancakes

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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