womans having rights.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A jew enters a mall.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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