- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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