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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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