- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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