- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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