- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A dog was barking at a tree

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

A dog was barking at a tree

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.