- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

I think everybody should have a penis.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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