Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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