- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

knock knock who's there? hope

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