WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Kefka > Sephiroth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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