Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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69

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boobs!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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