Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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