What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Justin Bieber.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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