What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What did the fish say after he

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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no pun intended

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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69

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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