- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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