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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

a skinny sumo wrestler

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

a skinny sumo wrestler

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.