- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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