- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

No soap radio

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A bar walks into a man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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