- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

womens rights.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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