- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

j.p. is dumb

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

did you stub your toe?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Netflix and chill

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Your face

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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