- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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