Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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