- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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