There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Wright flyer

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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