man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

did you stub your toe?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Netflix and chill

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Your face

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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