Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

a pornstar comes early to a party

Basically copying you.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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