- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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