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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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