- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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