An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Take wrong turns

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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