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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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