- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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