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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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