what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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woman's rights

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

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