- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A seal walks into a club.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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